Holy Catfish! I just scared panicked dread I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange!... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..
I am overwhelmed with an awfully big adventure, sleeping, just generally being the life of the party to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day is a magical flight from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am plotting and planning. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. Honestly! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..
Havent blogged for a while? Use this to generate one :D
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